Now we dont know if this is true or false but rumour is this is true!!!!
There was a bunch of monkeys that where getting trained to be butlers for people. These monkeys are quick thinkers, and fast learners. The monkeys can do anything you want them to. They can bring you food, serve you a pint and bring the tea and even clean the kitchen.
The monkeys were brought to the UK to see if they could drive a hummer limo. The monkeys loved the look of the hummer limo hire as they are very big Hummer limos they also wanted to look the part of a chauffeur which included wearing the uniformed suits with a hat. They got a lot of practise from driving the limo. They also have a good sense of direction. Well as the owner who had a old hummer limo hire was ready to part with his limo for the experiment as long as he could come and see it take place.
Well this hummer was not a brand new one but it still looked nice it was in a black colour the owner of the hummer limo hire took most of the features off as he thought he could use it for another hummer limo.
Well these monkeys all had a go to drive the hummer limo hire, they wear loving it as it only took them a little while to figure out the brakes and accelerator. They had the time of their lives, by the end of the drive, the monkeys had been driving like professional chauffeurs. They could have even passed a public service vehicle (PSV) licence test.
By the end of the day the monkeys where so good all you would have to do is clap your hands twice and say: Take me to my limo hire London! And the monkey would tip his hat to you and drive you there.